1. How do I follow people on this shit? I haven’t a clue…

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  2. Excerpt from the upcoming book…

    most girls hate the taste of beer and will rather take shots. This is great because liquor will get those bitches drunk faster and thus more likely to….

    How can you not be excited for this????

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  3. I’m here to teach you idiots:

How to get Paid and Laid while still getting (decent) grades…and also how to have an awesome fucking time in college

    I’m here to teach you idiots:

    How to get Paid and Laid while still getting (decent) grades…and also how to have an awesome fucking time in college


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